have you ever had to fart but you didn’t want to do it in public so you went to the bathroom to let it all out and thanked your lucky stars you decided to drop your trousers and pee first before farting because it turned out the fart was actually
fart
ugh
my dog is sitting under my chair. he just farted. i. am. gasping. for. air.
farto bizarro
a lady came into the bathroom, stood by the sink, farted out all the wet beans she ate for lunch and left. it was very strange and bizarre. how do i know this? i was standing next to the sink when she did it. thanks, lady.
