i was eating dinner, and i farted a big loud pffft which vibrated against the chair. my dog thought the sound was from me dropping food on the floor. he’s still looking for the food. hehehee
fart
i’m back!
dearest p&t friends, apologies to my 3 readers who might or might not have noticed i hadn’t posted anything for a few days. i was on holiday, traveling by air, and unwillingly smelling my neighbor’s muffled farts on the plane. how do the tooters always end up sitting near me?
wise words
“he who smelt it, dealt it.” though i cannot always agree with this. whenever my coworker lets out a silent but violent toot, i definitely smell it. and i definitely know it’s not from my bunghole!
