i was in the bathroom at work and my colleague came in and tooted. it sounded like her butt was playing the trumpet. then after she tinkled, her butt cheeks vibrated and neighed like an angry horse with a cold. i felt like we bonded.
fart
another plea to the ladies
my workplace may have been voted one of the top places to work for the past four years, but it is definitely not one of the top places to go number one, two or three (diarrhea cha cha cha). not only do the women in my building leave gifts and
party foul
i was at a concert the other day. it was really really crowded. the tall guy in front of me farted. im slightly deficient in height, so his ass was just below my face. oh dear lord it was so foul, and there was no escaping it. have you ever
