mm mmm. my bedroom is filled with the fresh aroma of dog fart. doesn’t smell like it’s going to stop anytime soon… my dog’s butt works like an automatic air freshener. it sprays every 30 minutes.
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toots at 30,000 feet
hey there pooters and tooters! i took a short trip over the weekend, traveling by air. guess who i sat next to? yup, a sleeping fart machine! i sat next to the window, he sat in the middle seat, resting peacefully.. oblivious to the funk he was squirting out. why
rice rice baby
i fed my dog white rice tonight as a treat after his dinner four hours ago. just now i got a whiff of white rice (with a twist of turd). i was confused.. why does it smell like rice in my bedroom? it’s because my dog farted. that is amazing.
