i went to pee in the office bathroom, and i was greeted by the remains of someone’s explosive diarrhea. splashes of it were on the back of the toilet seat and the wall. good grief, what the heck did this person eat for lunch? while i was admiring the work
fart
free your colon. free your mind.
i have an important meeting today with an important person, so to get ready for it, i took a huge dump. i cannot risk farting or having intestinal gurgling during the hour long meeting. how awful would that be if in the middle of our discussion i let out a
intense toots
i was sitting at home on my cotton seat cushion and i farted. it was a long, satisfying fart that passed gas from deep within. i think i felt my stomach get a little skinnier as i finished the fart. i shifted my seat position about 10 minutes later and
