i took my dog out for his nightly poo, and as i was bending down to scoop up his droppings, he popped a squat and wet-bean farted in my face. it kinda felt like he did that on purpose.
fart
hold it…. hold it..
i had my annual womanly vjayjay appointment today with my doctor. all was fine until i was sitting in the exam room and i felt a bowel movement. i could hold it, that wasn’t a problem. the problem was the doctor was about to go poking down there and asked
rump shaker
i had a milkshake over the weekend. i am not lactose intolerant, but that milkshake really shook up my bowels. my megacolon produced hot and steamy gas that smelled a lot like rotten eggs. and yep, the smell seeped into my cotton padded chair and trapped my fart molecules in
