As I was walking back to my office, I was about to pass someone who was sitting at a computer. He had his leg bent and propped up against himself on his chair. I glanced at him, and he darted his eyes back at me. As soon as I passed
fart
Sleep farts
Have you ever farted so loudly in your sleep that you woke yourself up? I am a very light sleeper, so that’s nothing new to me. But a few years ago when I slept over at a friend’s place, I made the biggest, raunchiest, wettest wet bean fart ever. It
Watermelon overload
I ate an entire watermelon over the course of four days. Word of advice, don’t eat an entire watermelon over the course of four days. I have never been so gassy. I tried holding in as much fart as I could while at work those days, fearful that if I
