There is something about weddings that make me extra gassy. I attended one over the weekend, and I had the farts during the entire reception. I would have blamed the champagne for the extra bubblies in my intestines, but I didn’t drink any this time. Could be that usually by
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Old Fart Power
I finally pooped today, albeit it was a small and unsatisfactory poop. As I finished, my 60 year old coworker rushed in to pee. After she finished, she made the biggest, loudest, longest wet bean fart that lasted for an eternity. It was no joke. There was some hardcore sputtering.
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I had the squirts bad.. this was at work, so I ran into the office bathroom and hurriedly released the poisons trying to escape my body via butthole. I was in such a rush that I didn’t notice there was someone in the stall next to mine. I pushed out
