I had some bad gas as I was walking to the office this morning. I made sure no one was behind me when I let a few rip. My boss was walking about 20 feet in front of me, so I was in the clear. But as he reached the
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I Disgust Me
I was showering and felt some diarrhea gurgles in my intestine. I finished my shower, farted a few times and dried myself off. Then I sat on the toilet to make #3. The next day, I took my routine shower and dried off with the same towel. As I was
Brain Fart
I had a pounding headache this morning. It felt like someone punching the inside of my skull. If I bent my head down, I could feel the blood rushing to my forehead and it’d pound even harder. I went to relieve my bladder, and as bent and sat down, my
