I ate a big juicy burger last night for dinner, and today I had to poo so badly at work. Went to the office bathroom, and there was already someone in there, but I had no time to waste– the turtle’s head was popping out of its shell. As I
fart
I am a Lady
I was at my boyfriend’s place eating dinner and watching TV. We had ice cream for dessert. My inability to digest lactose had my intestines gurgling and filling up with gas. I didn’t want to fart next to him because I knew it would be stinky (I’m a really nice
Mile High Pee Party
I don’t like using the bathroom on planes. If I have to fly, I will use the toilet at the airport 10 minutes before boarding in order to avoid having to go during the flight. I took an early morning flight a few days ago, so I slept most of
