You know how when you’re with a group of friends and a good song comes on, so all of you sing at the top of your lungs, and then halfway through the song you blurt out the wrong lyrics while everyone else is silent, and you feel like a dumb
fart
Evil Cheese
My digestive system is fickle when it comes to dairy. Sometimes I can consume massive amounts of it and my bowels will be fine. Other times it feels like I am about to birth the prince of darkness from my anus. The latter was the case when I had a
Sniff Test
I made two mediocre poopies this morning. I still felt bloated afterwards, but I figured I was done for the day. I disrobed for my shower and then felt some movement in my bowels. I stood there with the water on and contemplated whether or not to take a shower.
