Fart Dodge

It is super hot and sunny and humid and muggy here. It’s so disgusting that it’s hard to breathe. I was at a very large and busy crosswalk on Broadway, packed in between people like sardines, waiting for the light to turn green. The girl in front of me whispers

Yo’gas

I have been going to yoga, and it’s been doing wonders for my intestines. Every stretch or bend, I feel like I am moving around and loosening up my bowels. This is great in that it helps me poo more regularly. But in class it’s not so great when I’m