i went to pee in the office bathroom, and i was greeted by the remains of someone’s explosive diarrhea. splashes of it were on the back of the toilet seat and the wall. good grief, what the heck did this person eat for lunch? while i was admiring the work
explosive
ass blaster
I was at a house party tonight when I suddenly, without warning, felt intestinal gurgles. i thought maybe it wasn’t so bad and i could hold it out until after the party, but 10 seconds in, i started sweating, my face was turning red, and i was feeling severe intestinal
