I was flying home with my mom on a 16 hour international flight. She sat next to me. She was sleeping, and she had a blanket over her. Then she farted. It was a silent fart, and most silent farts are deadly. But good thing you can’t smell a fart
dutch oven
1 is the lonliest number
being single sucks sometimes. playing dutch oven is no fun by yourself. and i miss those comments from my other half who used yell out ‘honey, what the hell just came out of your ass?’ (though i do NOT miss the person himself.. lol) going number two is always nicer
12
