I went overseas during the Thanksgiving holiday. Normally I suffer from travel constipation, but since I was in Asia and consumed gluttonous amounts of dirty street food, there was no shortage of dumps from my butt. Amazingly, I did not experience any explosive diarrhea during my travels. Just soft, long,
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Plops Away!
Have you ever had a poop where it was so awesome you are still thinking about it hours after you’ve dumped? I ate a huge dinner Saturday night consisting of chicken fried chicken, mashed potatoes, dinner rolls, cornbread, broccoli cheese ‘n rice casserole, and lots and lots of gravy. I
Seeing Green
I made a big number two in the toilet and when I took a peek, it was all green. Bright green. I went through a list of all the foods I ate today: cereal, yogurt, fruit, peanut butter sandwich, chocolate, gummy bears, potatoes, chicken, red bell peppers.. hmm none of
