I’ve been on a probiotic yogurt diet for the past few days, and I think I’m in love. My butt is in love would be a more accurate statement. The yogurt gives me the softest poopies ever (goodbye, Mango dumps!). And a whole lot of it, too. This morning I
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Fire Butt
This dry, winter weather has not been kind to my skin. Particularly the area around my butthole region. Particulary my butthole. I’ve been having major girthy poops, and they’ve been stretching my bunghole to the max. Today’s dump was no different. It was long (it folded itself in the toilet)
Newb
I did two things today that made me feel like a bathroom newb. 1. I threw my keys on the toiler paper dispenser in haste before I was about to handle my business, and it slid off and almost flew into the toilet. 2. I had to take a dump,
