Bad judgments were made today and last night. Mistake #1: I ate expired Easy Mac last night for dinner. This morning I had a horrendously painful dump. I knew I didn’t get all of it out and that I’d have more explosive butt outbursts later on in the day. Around
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Heeby Jeebies
The office bathroom stall walls are set up pretty high, so you can a person’s feet as they are doing their business. I walked into the bathroom needing to take a dump. I saw a set of feet. Barefoot feet. WTF!? Why would anyone walk into a public bathroom without
Toilet Rarr!
I love taking dumps at work (in the bathroom, not in my office). This is strange considering my public bathroom phobia. The cleaning lady usually finishes scrubbing down the toilets around 11am, and that is my favorite time to poop because the seats are polished and there is no crusty
