Most of my poopies are in the shape of logs (or sludge) and they are dark brown. This morning I made a long coiled snakey poop, and it was the color of milk chocolate. Usually it’s the size and shape of my dookies that make me proud, but seeing that
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More Bathroom Awkwardness
I had to poop, so I did my usual sit-at-my-desk-and-hold-in-my-poop-until-the-last-second move. When I was ready to poo, I walked to the bathroom. I was wearing my jingle shoes again, but it didn’t matter because I was going to sit, shit, and return to my desk in less than three minutes.
Poopie Foodie
Taking a big dump is always a huge satisfaction. Taking a big dump and seeing recognizable traces of food you recently ate embedded in the dump is an even bigger satisfaction and exhilarating accomplishment. Last week I ate an excessive amount of squash. Later in the day I saw pieces
