I just had the biggest, most massive dump ever. It was so big that it tore my bunghole. It hurt like a mother. In other news, I’m on the rag. When I looked down at my pantyliner while I was dumping, I saw a blood drop in the shape of
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Poo Princess
I went on vacation last week to the happiest place on earth: Walt Disney World. It was indeed a happy and magical time. However, my travel constipation kicked in. I didn’t poop the entire week I was there. That made my time on the rides a little uncomfortable. Every bump
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I did the unthinkable today. I sat on someone else’s pee. I went to the bathroom to take a mad dump, and I lined the toilet seat with the protective paper and a few layers of toilet paper (for triple butt-protection). However, that wasn’t enough because when I sat down,
