is it me or are morning dumps extremely satisfying? what a great way to start the day.
dump
sneaking a poo
i hate it when i need to take a dump, and there is a group of guys sitting in the lobby next to the public restroom. i feel like they’re timing my bathroom usage.. under 2 minutes i’m peeing. over 2 minutes i’m pooing. its embarrassing to know that other
smooth ‘n creamy
i took a sweet dump tonight. totally sweet because it looked exactly like and had the same consistency as everybody’s favorite hazelnut spread. if i had a weak olfactory system and i saw my shit in a jar, i would probably spread it on toast or make a crepe. ps-
