I finally pooped a couple days ago. Phew- I guess I don’t have worms, but my bunghole does kind of itch. That’s because I tore it, or rather the massive brick that was stored in my anus for three days tore me a new one as I was pushing it
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Poop Envy
My fiance takes multiple dumps a day, and it’s a little frustrating to me. Some days I have zero poops, and other days I’ll get super lucky and have two or three poops. The days I am fortunate enough to have two poopies, I excitedly tell my fiance the great
Poop Master
I have a friend who has a greater phobia of public restrooms than I do. If I have a turtle head trying to poke its head out of my butt, I’ll run to the nearest restroom to set it free. My friend will hold it in until he can make
