greetings fellow pooters and tooters. not much going on in the #2 department here. just been having normal shits. you know.. non-toilet clogging dumps. one dump a day. nothing too mushy or watery. nothing too gag-inducing smell-wise. no fun public restroom stories either. one of my coworkers has been m.i.a.
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it’s barely 5pm and ive taken 3 dumps already today. my dog has also taken 3 dumps today. he must have gotten my sweet dumping skill genes.
fall back, fall back… retreat!!
after my 3mile run today, i went into the pubic bathroom to splash some water on my face and catch my breath. big mistake. someone just took a big stinky dump. probably ate some peanut butter, too. i had to abort and make a break for the exit, pronto!