oh boy. i guess all my colon cleansing from the weekend has finally caught up with me. either my colon is completely empty now (which i highly doubt) or i am severely constipated. im sure its the latter. maybe all that beef i ate is finally settling in and clogging
dump
shiver me timbers
ahoy, mateys! so i took my big buffet dump. it came out a little spicy, but nothing too crazy. it wasnt completely mush.. the logs looked like rolled up mushy submarines… soft and delicate. when i flushed the toilet, they werent ready to ship out to the seven seas yet,
butt warmer
i took a big dump today.. about 3 generously-sized turds. it felt like a nice accomplishment for the day, but then i felt something unexpected yet wonderful. i crapped so much that the poops i dispensed into the toilet bowl were radiating heat and warming my bum from below. how
