I have had a penchant for loving poop since a very young age. My mom used to tell me stories of me and my poopy adventures. When I was between 2 and 3 years old, I took a big dump in my diaper. I guess I was curious about what
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watch your step
I used to live in an apartment complex where the residents had no respect for public spaces. I’m talking about people letting their dogs do their business in the elevator. It was especially heinous in the mornings when you weren’t fully awake and you’d walk into the non-ventilated elevator only
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i went to pee in the office bathroom, and i was greeted by the remains of someone’s explosive diarrhea. splashes of it were on the back of the toilet seat and the wall. good grief, what the heck did this person eat for lunch? while i was admiring the work