Skidz

I was talking to a friend about how much toilet paper we each use after a dump. I told him I try to conserve as much toilet paper as I can, usually folding my sheets two to three times before I’m completely clean and throwing it into the toilet bowl.

Explosive sadness

I think I am quickly becoming lactose intolerant. I had some soft serve ice cream yesterday and soon after eating it, my stomach began to twist and it felt like my intestines were wrestling. I was a 30 minute drive away from home, and I didn’t think I could hold

Crap!

I was running 10 minutes late to work this morning, and as I was about to leave the house, I had a sudden bowel movement. I didn’t know what to do… poop and be more tardy to work, or squeeze my butt shut? I don’t know if this runs true