I walked into the office bathroom needing to take a really bad dump. There was a woman at the sink applying her makeup. I hate an audience, but I really had to go. I waddled to the furthest stall and pooped as fast as I could. Suddenly I hear the
dump
Poo Pump
My poops and boats do not have a good relationship, and that extends to my family. My brother took a big dump in the same manual-pumping toilet and clogged it. He told the captain about our repeated offense, but before he was able to unclog the pipes, I had to
Poop Deck
There is something about boats that give me bowel movements. Last week I was on a boat and had to take the biggest dump. Two days ago I was on another boat and also took a big dump, except this time the dump wouldn’t flush. If you’ve ever used the
