I’ve been trying to eat healthy these past couple of weeks. I’ve cut down on my sugar intake, and I begrudgingly say no to bread (which is near impossible when I want a burger). Weekends are my cheat meal days, and even though I’m technically allowing myself to eat whatever
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January Win
This month hasn’t been a very good poo month until now. I just took the biggest dump of 2014, and it only took me 3 minutes from the time I dropped my pants to zipping them back up and washing my hands. I had a slight bowel movement while sitting
Phantom Splashes
When I’m about to drop a phat turd, I get splash anxiety. I know from past experiences (and common sense) that when I shit a brick, it’ll fall hard and toilet water will splash all over my cheeks. When I’m dumping in a public restroom, I will line the top
