I’ve been having constipation lately, so my initial reaction is to push immediately and to push hard upon sitting on the toilet. Today I pushed especially hard because I could feel it would be a big one. All my dookies belly flopped into the toilet as usual, but it felt
dookie
DooDoo Art
My friend was right. My co-workers are disgusting. I went into the bathroom today to pee. Walked in to my usual stall. Someone desecrated the toilet. Hard. There was dried pee and poop all encrusted along the inside edge of the toilet seat. How does that happen? How does one
Carrots
I ate a ton of carrots last night for dinner. Today I pooped. I don’t know if it was the carrot oils or the fact that I am a talented pooper, but my dookies just fell out of my butt without a push or strain. Then I peeped at my
