i took my dog out for his nightly poo, and as i was bending down to scoop up his droppings, he popped a squat and wet-bean farted in my face. it kinda felt like he did that on purpose.
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poo poo platter
i’m not very skilled when it comes to cooking, but if i do decide to make a home cooked meal, i love to make ground beef with veggies on rice. it tastes pretty good (to me) and smells good too (or so i thought). i have noticed lately that my
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when my dog goes number two and i pick up his poo with a biodegradable bag (because i love the earth, man!), i like to squeeze his feces between my fingers and mush it all around. it’s kinda fun. anyone else agree? no, just me? ok nm.
