Ooph

My dog was right. My poops smell horrendous. I just finished taking a dump, so I sneaked a peek at my little gems before wiping and covering my masterpiece with toilet paper. As soon as I looked down, a whiff of poo stench hit my nose hard. It was completely

How rude.

I have really smelly poops. I personally think they smell as normal as any other poop, but according to my dog, the smell is unbearable. My dog loves to sniff his own poo, sniff other dogs’ poo, hell.. he even likes to lick dog poo. But when he comes around

watch your step

I used to live in an apartment complex where the residents had no respect for public spaces. I’m talking about people letting their dogs do their business in the elevator. It was especially heinous in the mornings when you weren’t fully awake and you’d walk into the non-ventilated elevator only