They say that women who live together menstruate together. I think that saying is starting to apply to me. Except I don’t live with a woman, I live with my dog. And also except he does not menstruate. What I’m getting at is my dog and I live together and
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Bow Wow Wow!
My dog’s poops have been unbelievably ginormous these past few days. He is a small dog (about 15lbs), but his shits of late look like they came from a rottweiler. I am a petite girl, so I have small hands. It is really hard to pick up his poops with
Mush, Dog!
My little 15 lb dog’s poops have been putting mine to shame lately. This morning he dropped a massive yellowish brown submarine bomb on the lawn. I had to break it up the log into three pieces just so I could scoop it up with my poop bag. I knotted
