I love winter. There’s nothing like starting your day fresh on a cold morning watching your dog take a big, hot, steamy dump. I swear it sizzled as it hit the grass.
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Mean Dog
I was cutting my dog’s hair near his rear and he farted in my face. It smelled really bad. Like rotten eggs bad. It also lingered. It clouded the air; I could slice his stink with a knife. I had to stand for a few minutes to keep my nose
S’all Good
Sweet relief, I’m going to live! I pooped, and it was good. I had a bowel movement as I was out walking my dog and he popped a squat. I then proceeded to pop my own squat (on my toilet, not on the lawn). It looked like a torpedo in
