I just got out of the shower and dropped something as I was toweling off. I bent down to get it while on all fours, and I felt something wet on my butt. I looked behind me and my dog’s nose was up my bunghole. LOL. I guess I didn’t
dog
Barf.
Sometimes my mind is not in the right place.. I stare into space and before I know it, 10 minutes has already gone by. Other times my mind will wander off while I’m doing something, and when I’ve finished my task I don’t have a clue what I just did.
Sicko
It is effing cold! When I walk my dog, I now look forward to picking up his poo in a bag. The heat from his steaming turd radiates through the thin plastic bag and warms up my hand, even through the gloves. I find myself holding his poo a little
