i love my dog. he went into the other room to fart because he knows i don’t like his stinkiness. he’s so considerate! i can still smell it from here though, but ill keep it to myself so he doesnt feel bad. i should really stop feeding him fruit.
dog
lucky dog
i love the look my dog gives me when he’s droppin a deuce. its like he’s telling me “this shit feels gooood.”
mommy’s little boy
i rarely hear my dog fart (though i smell it all the time), and i usually don’t hear the poop slide out his butt, but tonight i heard both, and it made me so proud of my little stinker. is this what motherhood feels like?