it’s barely 5pm and ive taken 3 dumps already today. my dog has also taken 3 dumps today. he must have gotten my sweet dumping skill genes.
dog
scent: dookie spring
mm mmm. my bedroom is filled with the fresh aroma of dog fart. doesn’t smell like it’s going to stop anytime soon… my dog’s butt works like an automatic air freshener. it sprays every 30 minutes.
rice rice baby
i fed my dog white rice tonight as a treat after his dinner four hours ago. just now i got a whiff of white rice (with a twist of turd). i was confused.. why does it smell like rice in my bedroom? it’s because my dog farted. that is amazing.
