My dog is a beast when it comes to pooping. This morning he dropped four turds. They went from hard to soft to watery. I got out my doggy poo bag and proceeded to pick each one up in the same bag (’cause I don’t like to waste bags when
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Flying Poop
After I take my dog out for his poops, I usually have him shake off in case there’s any residual poo hanging from his butt. This morning I saw a bit of soft serve brownness on his behind. I had him shake his tush, but it didn’t fling off like
FML
Saturday mornings I go to a fitness class outdoors at a park. Before I left for class, I felt a bowel movement, but it wasn’t enough to have to poop. I started driving, and by the time I parked my car, I had a full on turtle head. Shit. I