On Saturdays I sit at my computer and do meaningless surfing. My dog woke up from a nap, and I picked him up and sat him on my lap as I browsed Amazon. I had a bowel movement, but it could wait a few minutes. I checked the clock and
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Mondays.
My dog is a beast when it comes to pooping. This morning he dropped four turds. They went from hard to soft to watery. I got out my doggy poo bag and proceeded to pick each one up in the same bag (’cause I don’t like to waste bags when
Flying Poop
After I take my dog out for his poops, I usually have him shake off in case there’s any residual poo hanging from his butt. This morning I saw a bit of soft serve brownness on his behind. I had him shake his tush, but it didn’t fling off like
