This one was compiled of multiple long texts. Enjoy: OMG. I just eggshell waddled the longest nine blocks of my life trying not to poop my pants. Luckily I made it home without any friendly fire! Good thing my friends decided to take a taxi home from the bar and
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Night Terror
I had my reoccurring nightmare again last night thanks to my unhealthy fear of public restrooms. I had to pee, so I found myself in a dark and dirty public bathroom. Every stall I checked had either urine on the floor or on the toilet seat. When I finally found
Poopoo dance
I hate doing the poopoo dance. It’s very much like the peepee dance, except instead of holding in an exploding bladder, I’m holding in an exploding anus. An exploding anus of exploding diarrhea. I was at the convenience store taking my time looking at snacks. Then all of a sudden,
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