My friend told me he sharted in his sleep. At first I thought maybe he just let out a small turd in his undies, but turns out it was a little bigger than that. He was asleep and he farted, then he felt something wet. That woke him up. What
diarrhea
Mission Accomplished
I’m back from my vacation. My goal was to poop at least one time while on my trip. I guess I met that goal because I pooped exactly one time. It was the first night of vacation. The waiter brought me some dry, overcooked fish for dinner. It gave me
Poop before Inserting.
It’s my time of the month, and I had just put in a fresh tampon. About 30 minutes later, my insides started to violently gurgle. The leftover spicy Thai I had for lunch was punishing my colon. I sat on the toilet and my butt wildly sputtered out some hot
