this blog entry is super embarrassing and it makes me cringe even at myself, but i guess ill post it because nobody reads this blog anyway, right? i’m known (to myself at least) to take some hard dumps. hard as in i-don’t-drink-enough-water-so-my-poops-are-super-hard kind of hard. they’re basically bricks. yes, they
diarrhea
emergency!
i was at PetSmart the other day, and i had some minor stomach cramping and gurgling (you know what intestinal gurgling means… diarrhea cha cha cha!). i thought i could hold it for a little while as i shopped for my dog. i started filling up my cart and about
