My stomach started to make the diarrhea gurglings while I was at work. I swiftly left my desk and made it to the toilet seconds before my ass erupted with what felt like thousands of poo shrapnel shooting into the bowl. My butt let out a few bubbly, wet farts
diarrhea
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It’s been a while since I trapped my husband in the bathroom while I pooped. Not because I’m nice, but because my bowel movements haven’t coincided with his shower schedule lately. That changed yesterday when I had the diarrhea gurgles five minutes after he turned on the water. Conditions were
My Bad.
Careful what you wish for. I got my wish of multi-poos back. Not sure if it’s the same stomach virus, but I’ve diarrhea’d twice this morning already. The second time was at work. My stomach was feeling super sour and achy before my butt blew out over the toilet. I
