Looks like I am back to my normal pooping schedule thanks to my magical celery. I made a nice one this morning in the pot. But why was I constipated in the first place? I think it had to do with all the candy I was eating the past few
diarrhea
Poopoo dance
I hate doing the poopoo dance. It’s very much like the peepee dance, except instead of holding in an exploding bladder, I’m holding in an exploding anus. An exploding anus of exploding diarrhea. I was at the convenience store taking my time looking at snacks. Then all of a sudden,
Turd Burglar
Hamburgers are one of my favorite foods. I ate one yesterday. It was delicious, and everything was fine until 7 hours later my intestines started twisting and bubbling and I had explosive diarrhea at the exact same time my favorite show was about to start. I pushed it out and
