My lack of tolerance for all things dairy as set in 100%. I had a sip of milk about 2 hours ago. I am literally on the crapper right now squirting out my dairy diarrhea as I type. It’s never been this bad before. It must have something to do
diarrhea
I Miss You, Poo
I hate that after I experience mass exodus of diarrhea, I have days of nothingness exiting my butt. I haven’t pooped since my Mentos episode. Three days. It’s like my digestive system cleaned everything out, and I have nothing left to poo. Except I do because my butt feels mighty
Mentos the Poopmaker
Eating large quantities of candy gives me constipation. Strangely, the more candy I eat, the less I shit. However, I just discovered a delicious confectionery that makes me go number three (diarrhea)… Mentos!! I ate two rolls of the Freshmaker, and the next day I shat through a screen door.
