I had a bout of explosive diarrhea this afternoon. I went to my usual bathroom at the office, but the cleaning lady was in there mopping the floor. So I found another bathroom to empty my colon. I don’t usually like to use this one because it’s right next to
diarrhea
Holiday Poops
I went overseas during the Thanksgiving holiday. Normally I suffer from travel constipation, but since I was in Asia and consumed gluttonous amounts of dirty street food, there was no shortage of dumps from my butt. Amazingly, I did not experience any explosive diarrhea during my travels. Just soft, long,
Oops
I went to the bathroom to relieve myself, and as soon as I walked in the thick smell of diarrhea hit my nose. The air was damp and moist, and the fumes were making my eyes water. I instinctively blurted out an UGH!! as I was walking to the stall.
