It was a great start to the new year at the office yesterday. I had a yogurt for breakfast followed by a couple multi-vitamins. I’m not sure which of the two did it, but I had the worst diarrhea gurgling all morning after breakfast. It was LOUD. So loud that
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Champagne Farts
Happy New Year!! If I drink champagne tonight, I will be farting through the night and into the new year. Then I will wake up with the urge to diarrhea. Happy 2012, everyone!
Spicy Butt
I had spicy Sichuan cuisine for lunch today. I’m sure you know what that means. I had spicy Sichuan diarrhea a few hours after lunch today. It was red, oily, and watery. When I wiped, it looked like my butt on was on her lumpy period. The toilet looked like
