I retract my previous victory statement. The cherries are still winning. Throughout the day I’ve had a sour stomach. I knew it was the gas from the cherries, but it was only a mild discomfort. Thirty minutes ago I just finished a three mile run. During the run I started
diarrhea
Fruit Farts
Eating too many cherries gives me a ton of gas and diarrhea. I hadn’t pooped in two days, so I ate 1.5 pounds of cherries last night. About 30 minutes later, my butt turned into a high-powered wind machine. I was farting so much that I couldn’t tell what was
Productive Day
I hope everyone had a great 4th of July yesterday! Mine wasn’t too bad. I got a haircut, had a steak lunch and a slushie, worked out, ate hot dogs and brownies and ice cream for dinner, played with dogs, had stinky explosive watery diarrhea, then watched a movie. Somewhere
