Before you think of anything dirty– No, I was not in the men’s bathroom. But my guy friend was. This is his story: I just went and shat. The guy next to me had the most horrible gurgling diarrhea ever. The sound was like if you had some kind of
diarrhea
Sonic Boom Butt
Is it true that all men have machine-gun-sounding poo-sputtering farts every time they poop? It sounds like a gun battle is commencing whenever my boyfriend sits down to take a dump. I sometimes get the fart sputters too, but that only happens when I have diarrhea; the boyfriend’s a-hole shoots
Anal Probe
I had my butt poked and prodded last week voluntarily, and I paid good money for it. No, no you sickos! I had a colonoscopy. The day before my surgery was hell. I had to drink two liters of the most disgusting liquid prep. It tasted like over-sweetened artificial lemon
