How you wipe your butt is very important when hygiene is concerned. It is also very important when saving the planet from tree extinction. Best wiping practices clean your fartbox with minimal toilet paper use. This is true even with wet, sputtering diarrhea dumps. First of all, don’t crumple the
diarrhea
SBD
The other night I drank milk and wine and went to the bathroom three times. Later on we went to a bar, and I was still super gassy. I thought I could fart ’cause it was loud in there. Well, nobody could hear it, but I was reminded that farts
Juiciness
When you gotta go, you gotta go. This happened to me today when I walked into the ladies room to take a dump. There were two females gossiping about something juicy. I had no time to reroute myself to the other possible empty bathroom, so I bee-lined it to the
