Another case of mistaken identity. I went into the office bathroom to go #1, and as soon as I stepped in, the smell hit me. Someone diarrhea’d, and she diarrhea’d hard. The smell was almost unbearable, but I really had to pee. So I tinkled as fast as I could,
coworker
Is this day over yet?
Most of my female coworkers know which stall I like to use in the office bathroom. No, not because I share potty secrets with them.. I’ve worked here long enough that they’ve seen me walk in and out of that stall during our random bio breaks. Anyway, I went to
Breakfast fart
I said Brrrrrr it’s cold in here! I was walking to my office in my puffy trench coat and I let out a little stinker. It smelled pretty bad, and the rotten air was coming up from my pants through my coat neck hole. I made it to my chair
