I am still stuck at the office with another coworker. It’s late and I want to go home. I have gas. My coworker is 5 cubes down from me. I can fart– he won’t hear it. I let out a big one very, very slowly. I misjudge the size of
coworker
Hump day Dump day
Online chatting while at the office is not a good idea. I learned that this morning. I had to take a monster dump, so I was LOLing with my friend about how my bowels were all twisty and about how badly I wanted to fart and take a big badass
Sigh. Again.
I accomplished many things this morning and through the afternoon. I had meetings with clients, I chatted with coworkers around the office water cooler, I met with my boss to go over paperwork, and I walked to and from the deli to get lunch. Overall, a lot of friendly, positive
